1. 1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

    2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

    3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

    4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

    5. Fart when you have to.

    6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

    7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

    — 

    Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself (via crgasmic)

    more romantic/soft porn here

    (via dutchster)

    (Source: fawnbabe)

  2. wannajoke:

Badass Stroll

    wannajoke:

    Badass Stroll

  3. I’d forgotten about how beautiful French soap smells. 

    I’d forgotten about how beautiful French soap smells. 

    (Source: la-la-la-bonne-vie)

  4. battledancingglitterunicorns:

tastefullyoffensive:

Charlie Brown and Snoopy in real life (spotted in Traverse City, Michigan). [thegrizzlybearzombie]

disciplepreach - It’s no Harley, but it’s pretty dang cool. 

    battledancingglitterunicorns:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Charlie Brown and Snoopy in real life (spotted in Traverse City, Michigan).

    [thegrizzlybearzombie]

    disciplepreach - It’s no Harley, but it’s pretty dang cool. 

  5. wannajoke:

Annoying Video News

    wannajoke:

    Annoying Video News

  6. JT tried to remember the title for “Divergent” and in the process called it “Undeclared,” “Middle ground,” “Indecisive,” and my personal favorite - “Categoryless.”

  7. micdotcom:

    23 moving photos capture the national support for the citizens of Ferguson 

    Inspired by Twitter user Feminista Jones to “remember the forgotten, ignored, killed, and abused,” activists nationwide created #NMOS14 in solidarity with the citizens of Ferguson and Mike Brown. Here are some of the most poignant images and videos from #NMOS14.